tirsdag 21. juni 2011

Ribba på ny anmeldelses spree

Det har skjedd lite på bloggen den siste tiden, det ble en ganske laber periode med mye google streetview og mye annet rart som egentlig har liten betydning for lulz... Nå har han endelig begynt på gamle trakter og sender anmeldelser til høyre og venstre...

Så langt i skrivende  stund har han kommet opp i det fantastiske nummer av 14 anmeldelser til politiet.. Ikke riktigt så mye som den gamle rekorden hans til det norske politiet, men vi får se hvor lang tid det går før det britiske politiet legger ham til i spamfilteret sitt..

Vi får se hva som skjer...
Vi får se...
Men men.

145 kommentarer:

  1. Why are any of you 4chan/anonymous wannabes trolling Erik's landlord?

    Trolling erik is like shooting fish in a barrel. Give yourself a bit more of a challenge by annoying the people erik's corresponds with.

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  2. No fun trolling landlord etc. they'll just ignore it. Erik on the other hand, immediately goes into full paranoia-mode, and starts spamming the Merseyside police with hilarious e-mails.

    I piss myself laughing when trolls in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Iraq etc. google something mafia- or penis-related, and end up on Erik's blog. Yes, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but who cares? It's still fish.

    BTW, if any wannabe trolls are reading this, here are some good phrases to google (without quotation marks):

    "Erik Ribsskog small penis"
    "Miss Erik Ribsskog"
    "Frøken Erik Ribsskog"
    "Risperdal mafia Liverpool"
    "Merseyside police infiltrated by mafia?"
    "Mafia plot in Liverpool county Court?"
    "[name of someone Erik knows] undercover police/hitman/etc."
    "Leather Lane Liverpool prostitution ring"
    "Erik Ribsskog"
    "Erik Ribsskog spiser sperm"
    "Erik Ribsskog i sæd-slagsmål"
    "Russian mafia in Liverpool"

    etc etc. So that's how that is

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  3. Well whatever inflates your dinghy I suppose. If anyone you lot should try and find out from his landlord why its taking so long to evict him - if he owes 5 grand of rent and all that why are they still letting him stay there wasting them more money? Surely they dont HAVE to go all through the Courts. Sling him out and change the locks. Whats he going to do? Hire a top lawyer? UK law dictates you have to give a months notice to evict someone - theyve given erik over a year.

    But you see its not just Erik is mentally ill - take that away and hes still a complete dick. Telling the utility companies how much he will pay them and all.

    I live and work here in Liverpool - I walk past Leather Lane every day. I wouldnt touch Erik's landlord with a bargepole - whether hes mental or not for their part they are REALLY unprofessional.

    If he wasnt obsessed with mafia conspiricies Erik might actually have had a case.

    BTW - the emails to 'merseyside police' are going to the matrix disruption team - they deal with street crime and picking up long-time offenders for drug possesion and little stuff like that.

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  4. and here a thing:
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/07/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-merseyside_296.html

    How come erik thinks everyong is part of plot but when something appears to confirm his suspicions he knows right away that its a hoax or trolling.

    Must be nice to pick and choose at what times you are mentally ill

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  5. Well if you want to something big, youve got about 2 weeks - erik's being evicted on 9th August at 1pm. I'll be there, its on my lunchbreak so i'll be there. Will you?

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  6. Can someone explain to Erik that students who left a university several years ago dont get access to the university facilities and to stop hassling that poor woman.

    I wonder if Erik would work into his old primary school and demand be allowed to play with the plastecine and paint a picture of flowers.

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  7. Erik has made a new 'protest-note':
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/07/fler-bilder-fra-liverpool_29.html
    That'll keep the landlord from evicting him.

    But we'll see what happens

    We'll see

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  8. Well erik's in fine form - with 24 hours to go until he is evicted he is arguing with the Court over the correct protocol as to replying to correspondence.
    Good luck on the streets Erik.

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  9. Someone should organize a protest outside Leather Lane tomorrow. With handwritten signs and Erik-masks, shouting "Buu Bailiff Buu"

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  10. More like 'Boo Liverpool County Court Booo'.

    Theyve postponed the eviction til a week tomorrow.

    Erik's response?

    "If I see your bailiff here I'm going to fucking kill him.

    To you hear me you bloody scamers."

    Spec. Tac. Ular.

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  11. This is comedy gold!!
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/08/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-angaende_09.html

    "Are you going to reply or do you want me to start a riot myself?

    Emma Ranaweera, what kind of name is that?

    Are you Al Quaida?

    Erik Ribsskog"

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  12. Its get better.

    With eviction day looming Erik's now telling the landlord that they owe *him* money.

    4 days left Erik. Its been a blast.

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  13. I want to please complaint about that this blog is never updated, it seems.

    This is harassment, of Ribsskog-fans, I think.

    Is it the taoists/muslims etc. who are messing with this blog?

    What's going on?

    Best regards
    Erik Ribsskog

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  14. Oh man alive:
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/08/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-merseyside_15.html
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/08/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-university_2333.html

    Hes proper losing it...emailing the police about his sexual encounters, raging at libraries about building thats dont exist anymore and university coursework he did 7 years ago.

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  15. I like his closing comment:

    "So this is just insane."

    Sooo true, I think

    Something like this

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  16. Ja ja Erik, nå er det bare 24 timer til du står på gata.
    Sånn er det å snylte på samfundet og skylde på familien og alle andre rundt deg, at dem har ødelagt for deg.
    Dette har du klart 100% sjøl!!!
    Du er lat og en sleip type, som ønsker kun arv istedenfor jobb.
    Sånn har du vært i mange år! skyldt på andre og hatt det veldig morsomt av faenskap du har diktet opp, så andre måtte igjennom for at du har en syk fantasi oppi hode ditt.
    Så Erik, du fortjener dette!
    Det er jo vanskelig å nå inn til deg, siden du er en syk mann, psykisk syk mann.
    Jeg håper du en dag tar til vett å får lagt deg inn på en avd.(psykatri) dem tar deg imot med åpne armer! TRO MEG!

    Erik hvordan i he....te tror du at du kan klare å få jobb med den møkkabloggen din.
    Skjønner du faen ingenting eller??? Tror faen du ikke vil ha jobb jeg, du har jo heller ikke klart å beholde noen jobber i hele tatt. Du er jo avskjediget flere steder og forflyttet , siden du ikke kan samarbeide med noen, du er jo uvenner med alle rundt deg.
    Skyld på familien din og gamle kompiser at dem har mobba deg, alle som leser om deg skjønner jo at du er og har problem med deg sjøl og andre rundt deg. Erik igjen søk hjelp, det finnes piller til sånne som deg, det kalles psykisk avd.
    Eller følg hodet og magafølelsen din, og du ser hvem vei det går, først gata så til he...te igjen.
    Erik vis du ikke hadde vært så lat og arbeidssky
    så hadde du kommet langt med den utdannelsen din. Men en mann på 40 år sitter som en fjortis å skriver syteblogg hvor hardt det er å overleve i et samfunn. Erik du har kun deg selv, ingen dame eller unger. Hva faen klager du etter, Hvorfor skal vi hjelpe deg med rettigheter?????
    Erik begrav øksa di! reis hjem til moderlandet og få hjelp og til faren din og be om unnskylding og han hjelper deg videre til du blir bra.
    Hvis ikke, så ser du hvordan ting utvikler seg med det hode du har idag, ERIK HODE DITT ER IKKE FRISKT!( ERIK DU ER SYK) DU må ha en pille i magan Erik så blir du frisk.(ikke pinex, Erik)

    Hilsen en som ser at du er syk Erik!

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  17. Hey, Captain Serious, this isnt erik's blog, this is a fan club. I dont think Erik will read your little rant.

    Anyway another pearl from Erik:
    "Please just stay away, the bailiff-stuff is going on my nerves a bit"

    Please dont evict me, I find it irritating.

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  18. http://s1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff382/Blondcons/More%20pictures%20from%20Liverpool/

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  19. Hes barricaded himself in. With a couple of chairs. This should be good. Ill be around Leather Lane at around 1.10-1.30 - i will report back with what I see.

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  20. Great! Encyclopedia Dramatica also has a nice collection of pictures and quotes (and features the eviction on its main page): http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Erik_Ribsskog#.22If_I_see_your_bailiff_here....22

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  21. I can tell you even before it happens that the bailiffs will almost certainly arrive accompanied by the police due to the threats and erik already been known to Merseyside police (the axe removal and erik being arrested for removed letters from a statue outside Arvato's offices )so any resistance from Ribba will be squashed pretty quickly.

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  22. The Eviction of Erik Ribbskog.

    At 13:10 I went past the entrance to Leather Lane and 4 people (2 with TJ Thomas jackets were standing there).

    Me: You guys were for erik?
    Them: Nope.
    Me: Welll..good luck with that.

    Came back at 13:30 at there was a police car to the rear of leather lane. 10 minutes after that a police van arrives and 1 copper got out with a metal battering ram and went into hope chambers.

    10 minutes he came out again, as did one of the people I spoke to earlier.

    Stayed as long as I good as I only had until 2pm. So whatever happens next will only be found out if erik can get to a webcafe or something

    Erik last blog post for now at 1:31:
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/08/gmail-complaint-about-merseyside.html

    "Hi,


    the police still wants to break in to my appartment.


    I want you to compain.

    Please stop them.

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog
    "

    A dramatic end to a 4 year epic.

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  23. Just noticed the previous posts. erik complaining that the bailiffs werent on time.

    Thats Ribba in a nutshell. Ill miss the mad bugger.

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  24. Did you see Erik at all? Or just the police and TJ Thomas people?

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  25. No sign of Erik im afraid - he was still in there though, when I left they could have been persuading him to go without any fuss or just generally making sure for didnt do anything stupid. I dont think any more than a couple of police were there - thats probably who they were waiting for when I first arrived on the scene.

    Forgot to mention - spoke to lady who runs a shop underneath the flats - he's well known to the neighbours and they were worried about what he might do when today came around. Hes not been answering the phone to the landlord when they phone him.

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  26. I'll call bullshit on Anonymous claims on being there... Pics or it didn't happened.

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  27. Thanks for the updates! Please keep us posted on anything you can.

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  28. 'Pics or it didn't happened.'
    Why would I make it up in such detail? I work at a business on the far end of dale street. My lunchbreak is at 1pm and my journey to the sandwich shop and post office takes me past the entrance to leather lane. Hope Chambers is about halfway down leather lane with a shoe repair and I think a dress makers next to the front door.

    I know of erik because I used to work at arvato some months after erik left. His manager (Lena) was my manager when she moved from the product activation team (which was disbanded) on to the microsoft contract that I worked on - it was from her that i heard about his blog.

    Believe me if I could make up that sort of detailed fiction i wouldnt be posting here, i'd be writing a novel.

    Call bullshit if you want, but im the best lead youve got.

    Ill take some pics of the area around leather lane in a day or to if you have that little faith in people.

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  29. Besides, if I were lying, I wouldve made it a little more exciting - like a bunch of police storming the place and dragging erik handcuffed kicking and screaming into the back of a police van. Rather than some bored looking people standing around and one copper.

    I would have, at very least, said that I saw erik himself. But im afraid the truth is often quite dull.

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  30. Dear Mr. Anonymous:
    We've had a few people trolling about the eviction earlier this year, that's why we're skeptical towards your claims.

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  31. Well why someone would make up stuff like that ive no idea. Should be able to get pics of hope chambers etc uploaded by friday evening.

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  32. Thanks for the great update! Pictures would be wonderful.

    Mick: Really, Erik has posted on his blog that the police were breaking in, and then became silent and disappeared from IRC. He has also posted about the landlord being there telling him this was the date.

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  33. Det er for mye hat mot Ribba på fanklubben hans. Ribba har gitt mye glede til mange traurige liv ved å vise hvor lavt terskelen kan senkes. Vi burde alle være takknemlige for at han har delt sine tanker og psykoser med oss. Ikke rase mot ham for en pikk han er. Nå er et 4 år lang epos over.

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  34. Hvorfor er det over? Erik er en stayer. Han finner nok andre kanaler angående kampen for rettighetene uavhengig av Leather Lane eller ikke.

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  35. Ill be interested to know how he will post on the internet with no laptop (bailiffs may well have taken his stuff away to pay rent) and no money.

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  36. When he'll get his large inheritance, he'll just buy a laptop and a new place to stay.

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  37. I wouldn't be surprised if they have put in in some cell for the night. Alternatively, police may have sent him to a mental institution.

    Thanks for the updates on the eviction, Anonymous! I'd be interested to hear the rest of it!

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  38. We have barred the gates, but can not hold them for long. We can not get out. They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there. The pool is up to the wall at the Westgate. The Watcher in the water took Óin. We can not get out. The end comes. Drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

    So that's how that is

    But we'll see what happens

    We'll see

    Best regards
    Anonymous

    PS. Maybe some local Liverpool media would be interested in this story? "Infamous Norwegian refugee-blogger evicted while blogging"

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  39. last "eviction", orcestrated by the trolls of his fanclub, there were claims of people travelling from norway to witness the eviction. It was all a hoax from the people with psychosis in his trollclub. So forgive me for being restrained in my enthusiasm.

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  40. That's what happens when yelling "Wolf" to many times. However, the letter he got before previous eviction date was real, but it was no eviction notice, just a request to leave the apartment peacefully. For some reason people thought that there would be a physical eviction taking place last time

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  41. This is true, the bailiffs and the court were only used because Erik refused to leave of his own accord when asked.
    Saying that the landlord are idiots for letting him stay there for free as long as they did and tbh they are very unprofessional in the way they behave. I wouldnt rent a property from them if they paid me.

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  42. Erik now says he has moved back to Sunderland to continue his studies. This is really awkward.

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  43. How the hell has he managed that?

    How has he even afforded the train to get to Sunderland? How comes they have just let him move in? Hes got no money to pay for...well...anything really. His uni rent, tuition fees etc etc.

    And I REALLY dont think a university would left you continue a course you left 6 years before.

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  44. Also how has erik got a room in a hall of residence a month before the term starts with UK a level results being today?

    Answer: Universities rent out halls of residence in the summer as hotels. I once stayed at one in edinburgh.

    So if erik thinks hes going to be therefore very long hes going to be disappointed.

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  45. What happened earlier this year was real, but many people misunderstood and assumed there would be an eviction. Erik has taught us a lot about eviction procedures in the UK. It's more than 2 years since they first threatened him with eviction.

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  46. Lol. Sunderland University will soon enough need the bailiff's help to get rid of him.

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  47. @13.33 comment - the landlord have been unneccessary careful. There would have little to stop them at any time in the last year or so waiting until erik left the house, going in, putting his stuff on the street and changing the locks. It is their property and they get to say who lived there. As it is they wasted 3-4 thousand pounds in lost rent and more on court costs - they would be claimed from the other party but erik hasnt got any money.
    My landlord would have thrown him out after a couple of months. You cant force a landlord to let you live in their property. Any costs or whatever from a case brought by erik would have been less than what they lost doing what they did.

    @13:37 comment - considering hes basically staying a hotel they'll just go straight to the police.

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  48. Note that erik's latest post timed 1:37 PM basically confirms what I saw yesterday. What i didnt know is he tried to see the landlord/bailiffs/police off by slipping emails to the IPCC and whoever under his door. Genius.

    It seems he has turned up in sunderland with no money and expects them to allow him to start a degree course in History on the basis that hes asked them to.

    BTW, he wont get money from the job centre on tuesday. He didnt go in to sign on. They wont simply send him his money because he emailed them on the day he was supposed to be in. And he emailed the wrong people. Like he always does.

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  49. Do they have bailiffs in Sunderland as well?

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  50. And then.. all silence again.

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  51. Hes back again.

    The job centre wont give him his money. Part of the agreement is that you come in to sign on. Emailing them on the day isnt enough.

    And as soon as Sunderland Uni realise hes got no money to pay for anything they'll sling him out.

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  52. So in a week or two, he wil have to barricade himself again.

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  53. Heh, maybe.

    I made some enquiries and what will now happen is that due to the fact that erik didnt turn up on time at the job centre to sign in and didnt give them a good reason BEFOREHAND he will now automatically not get any money for 3 weeks.

    Job centre wont give a shit about any of his reasons/excuses.

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  54. The reason for Erik's inactivity now is that he's only got access to the internet in a library or something, and he can only use it for a limited amount of time.

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  55. Looks like Sunday will be the first completely blog-free day in a loong time.

    My main concern now is that Erik's inbox will be so full of mail, (due to him not being able to check it 50 times a day), that he simply won't have time to send complaints and police reports at the same rate as he used to.

    But we'll see what happens

    We'll see..

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  56. Check erik's latest two letters. More comedy gold.

    Hes trying to get a place at university (during the week of a level results) by emailing various Faculties. Not knowing (because hes an idiot) that the faculties dont deal with who goes on what course - there will be an Admission Dept who deal with that. And when a course is full they cant just add more people because they ask.

    Mental problems aside, how can a man who claims to have all sorts of business experience and qualification have no grasp of the way bureaucracy works. In the uk you have to apply for university course months in advance and fill it lots of forms.

    Why cant erik grasp that when you left a course unfinished you cant return to it where you left off 6 years later. Come tomorrow when he realises hes getting no money from the job centre and then later when Sunderland university reliase hes basically a tramp whos walked in off the street, Erik going to realise hes in deep shiznit indeed.

    And hes still arguing with Liverpool City Council despite the fact he doesnt live there anymore.

    And hes accusing the University of 'harrassing' him by NOT replying. Genius.

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  57. Hello:
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/08/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-university_23.html

    "What happened this morning was that university staff and the Police woke me up and threw me out of my room and I was sent to the Council and am now at a hostel.
    ...
    In your e-mail from yesteday you say I can stay untill September and then on. "

    Thats not what the email says at all.

    Either way, Im not sure why they threw him out.

    Re the emails to the IPCC and parliamentary ombudmans - just shows once again that Erik is utterly incapable of doing anything anyone asks him to do in the correct way.
    Stupid time-wasting dickhead that he is. So much money and manpower will be wasted on the IPCC decided whether he was badly treated when he was evicted when its clear as day for once theyve done nothing wrong.

    Cant wait until erik realises he not getting his money from the job centre

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  58. Actually, did ones of you guys out these in fanskog land contact the university?

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  59. "What the h*ll, I think I have to say, is going on?"

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  60. Who is the biggest fool, the fool or the one who follows him?
    Oh, and by the way, i think you should have your head examined as well, anon 13.54.
    So much hate towards a schizofrenic loser, get a life.

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  61. 'Who is the biggest fool, the fool or the one who follows him?'

    Thats 'follows' as in 'copies what they do' genius. The term doesnt apply here. Points for trying though.

    'Oh, and by the way, i think you should have your head examined as well, anon 13.54.'

    For talking about something? Conversations must be a blast in your house.

    'So much hate towards a schizofrenic loser, get a life. '

    Why are you on this site then?

    No-one is forcing to be here. So shoo.

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  62. schizofrenic = schizophrenic

    Again, points for effort.

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  63. I wonder when Erik will finally give in and move back to Norway. He'll probably be thrown out of the hostel as well.

    But but

    We'll see what happens

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  64. "regarding my old landlord, in Liverpool, (Imperial Property), the Bailiff gave me a letter, which I read yesterday.

    It said that I had to collect the rest of my personal property, (which I didn't get room for in my suit-case and to bags), within two months.

    I don't want anything more to do with this Landlord, (like I have explained, due to that they are very peculiar and freaks me out), so I just inform you about this, (since I don't know who else to inform), that this Landlord, (Imperial Property), still has my deposit and a lot of my personal belongings.

    Hope this is alright! "

    ---

    Something tells me he's not going to collect his belongings, and he's going to send endless e-mails about this for years to come.

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  65. Quite frankly, Erik is a pestilence in society, but a very fascinating and original one. The way he makes other people's lives miserable by stalking them, posting his fantasies about them, sending them endless e-mails, posting every conversation (merely being associated with him is *really* bad), the way he wastes taxpayers money by sending thousands of frivolous complaints everywhere... I've never seen anything like it, so it's not surprising he has a lot of readers now (hundreds of returning visitors every day).

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  66. 'Something tells me he's not going to collect his belongings'

    I think ill email the landlord and claim them if he doesnt want them XD

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  67. Are you going to continue his business as well -- Godtebutikken.net?

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  68. Well thats the mystery of why erik was thrown out of sunderland solved - he still owes them money from when he was last there in 2005. He knew this but because they wouldnt reply to his offers of a payment plan he thought it would be OK.

    Im reading this through google translate so if anyone could fill in a bit more detail that would be grand.

    That and everyone hes been emailing is replying with 'nothing to do with us'

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  69. @anonym 13.57:
    Ribskog claims that the Norwegian Student Loan Organisation (or however that is translated to english)took 4 months to give him money to pay for the tuition fees at Sunderland and this caused him to "loose control".

    He dropped out and went to spend the money on something else then his fees I suppose:)

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  70. 'and this caused him to "loose control"'

    Hmm. This might explain why the police were called in the first instance - maybe we did something when he left in 2005 that made the present day staff think he was dangerous when they went through his records.

    They wouldnt call the police if they really needed to and the police wouldnt come unless they thought they were needed

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  71. I agree, there were probably some incident that took place when he left Sunderland and this is why the Uni has reacted like they have.

    Im also guessing that plenty of people who reads his blog and several other blogs about Ribskog have emailed the University to let them know what he is up to and what the Uni can expect.

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  72. More updates, more random bits of information.
    He doesnt say what the meeting was about. Some
    Cant really figure out why he was thrown out. REAL comedy gold in there thought.

    Erik's got 4 nail-cutters y'know.

    "I had gotten clearing from University of Sunderland, to study History, the academic year 2011/12. "

    No erik. You hadnt.

    "Appaerently my Danish-born grandmother are after Danish kings, farao, cesar, etc, and King David of Israel, and Odin,"

    o_O

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  73. Oh dear god, he genuinely think he was about to start a university course. The meeting was about whether he would be ABLE to start a university course, i.e. be able to pay for it, where we would live.

    Wasnt he told that the History course was full?

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  74. He was, he just refused to believe it.

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  75. No, no, you are wrong. Erik was off course told that he could join the history course, AND that that they gave him the appartment on campus until 22.september 2016 (free of charge).

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  76. Hi,

    I read about this vacancy on the Jobcentre website, and wanted to please apply for this job.

    I've been working as a manager in Scandinavias largest retail-chain ICA, for ten years, with good results.

    I've been studying business and IT at university-level, and have a lot of courses in Management, Economy and more, from ICA.

    I'm unemployed and homeless at the moment, after I overheard I was followed by the 'mafian' etc. etc. etc., dispute with the Landlord, dispute with Sunderland University, employment-case against Bertelsmann etc. etc. etc., so I could start as soon as possible.

    I attach my CV and hope to hear back from you!

    Yours sincerely,

    Erik Ribsskog

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  77. http://christthetruth.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/apprentice-youre-hired1.jpg

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  78. No blogging in over two days?

    What the *"#$ is going on, I think I have to say?

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  79. This is a bit strange, I think

    Maybe Erik has been forced to work as a 'target gay', for the residents at the hostel?

    Or maybe he's in jail?

    Who knows

    But we'll see what happens

    We'll see

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  80. Best guesses:

    1. He has been thrown out of the hostel, with no money and no place to go.

    2. The nice men in white coats are finally giving him the help he needs.

    3. He has been arrested for some reason.

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  81. Someone try calling him. His phone number is 01512363298. The country code is +44 for England.

    Three days without blogging isn't good.

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  82. 0151 is the dialling code for liverpool. Thats the number for the Leather Lane flat. You wont get an answer there.

    Another explanation - Its the weekend (and a bank holiday weekend at that) and he cant get to a PC with internet access.

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  83. Ah, that probably explains his absence. However, if he doesn't show up today, I'm gonna be really worried.

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  84. Hes back again. Hes living in Azalea LODGE. And not 'Lounge' as he keeps putting on emails and his CV. Its a bedsit/guesthouse. From what I can gather its somewhere people with...erm..problems similar to erik's get put.

    Why not give them a ring:
    1-2 Azalea Terrace, Sunderland, Tyne & Wear, SR2 7ES
    Phone: 0191 514 0465

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  85. But but, so that's how this is. http://oi56.tinypic.com/5lwkd1.jpg

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  86. @Anon, I had the best laugh just now! Woke the whole house up!

    @Anonymous 14:44 (30 August): How do u know that people with...well similar problems end up in that place?

    I tried googling the address but it didn't tell me much.

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  87. Because Erik's there :P

    And he didnt find the place, he was put there when he was thrown out of the university. Though I get the creeping feeling Erik thinks this is temporary accomodation while the university get him on a course rather than simply stopping him being on the streets.
    And its a hostel. Its the kind of place people like Erik end up
    Also one of the google results has a review that makes reference to 'people with mental problems'

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  88. Erik's got a letter from Sunderland Uni. He hasnt scanned it in but theres a pic of it - he left in 2005 leaving behind large debts for accomodation and tuition fees.

    They finish the letter by saying, in a polite way "go away, stop contacting us you loony"

    Earlier in the letter is mentioned that Erik didnt even finish 1 year of his course as he didnt get the work done. He was booted out of the university for that reason. This is a bit different to whats on Erik's CV.

    So hes homeless, penniless and unemployable. Its not looking good. Still, he might get the rubbish bin arrangement at Leather Lane sorted.

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  89. "I think the University should compensate me with a round amount, (e.g. £100k), for this 'Gestapo-like' threatment of me. "

    This isnt comedy gold. This is comedy gold, silver, latinum, redstone, obsidian, adamantium, unobtainium, phlebotinum and moonrock.

    Someone explain to Erik that the university dont want the money and have never ask for the money regarding 04/05 - most likely theyve written that deby off. They just want him to go away.

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  90. Erik is now writing an autobiography titled "Min bok" [My book], possibly alluding to Karl Ove Knausgård's "Min kamp" [My struggle].

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  91. Ikke bare er dere slemme mot Jorun, (som jo er et norroent navn).

    Dere lar henne bare gjoere slave-arbeid som aa passe telefonen, osv.

    Men dere holder jo til paa Dokka, som er paa landet, maa man vel si.

    Og man maa vel si at dere er 'baann i boetta'.

    Og det er jo en barneregle som heter det, at 'Anne paa landet tissa i spannet'.

    Saa om det er baann i boetta, det kjenner vel du bra til?

    Dere er bare boennpissere og 'tatere' hele hurven hos dere, vil jeg nesten si.

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  92. Lol. Google Translate comes up with this nonsense:


    Not only are you mean to Jorun, (which of course is a norroent name).

    You let her only wiki slave work to fit your phone, etc.

    But you hold the on Dokka, who is on his country, you have to say.

    And you have to say that you are 'down in the Boett'.

    And it's a children's rhyme which states that 'Anne Country pee in the team'.

    So whether it's down in the Boett, it knows you well?

    You are the only boennpissere and 'gypsies' the test subjects with you, I would almost say.

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  93. Better translation:

    Not only are you mean to Jorun, (which of course is an old norse name).

    You only let her do slave work, like answering the phone, etc.

    But you are located at Dokka, which is in the country, I guess one has to say.

    And I guess one has to say that you are 'the bottom of the bucket'

    And there's a children's rhyme which goes like 'Anne in the Country peed in the bucket'.

    So whether it's 'bottom of the bucket', I assume you are familiar with?

    You are the only 'well-pissers' and 'gypsies', the entire bunch [in your organization], I think one has to say.

    And this he wrote to the organization 'justice for the losers', which helps those who have been made 'losers' by the system.

    A classic example of Erik's usual tact and diplomacy. No wonder no one wants to help him.

    But we'll see what happens

    We'll see

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  94. Correction: "You're just a bunch of 'well-pissers' and 'gypsies', I think one has to say"

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  95. Interessant selvbiografi Ribs forfatter for tiden: 'Jeg tror'. 'Jeg mener'. 'Hvis jeg ikke husker helt feil'. 'Det er mulig'. 'Sånn som jeg kan skjønne det'. 'Hvis jeg husker rett'. 'Hvis jeg ikke blander da'. 'Så det må vel ha vært...'. 'Hvem vet'. 'Noe sånt'. 'Hva vet jeg'. 'Det var kanskje derfor'.

    Her er det jaggu masse veldokumentert faktastoff for fremtidige forskere.

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  96. Jeg datt av etter det fjortende 'men men'

    Så sånn var det

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  97. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZUwScNRrH8

    Is that Erik making all those weird 'mooing' sounds?

    Something is strange here, I think

    Maybe the witch-network has succeeded in turning him into a cow?

    We'll see..

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  98. And what's going on here?

    http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6179/6143460821_0b4330afff_z.jpg

    http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6070/6143462539_cab9f05bb6_z.jpg

    http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6186/6143465547_c630523ce4_z.jpg

    Something is definitely strange here. The almost-smile, the haircut, the camera angle, the unblurriness.

    Maybe the wind is messing with his face, causing him to lose control, and take decent pictures?

    Oh well, seems like it's back to normal again:
    http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6177/6144025432_7eca1b6c92_z.jpg

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  99. He definitely looks happier in the recent pictures :)
    The scenery along the north eastern coastline is really beautiful!

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  100. Maybe he was out stalking some seagulls?

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  101. "They also call me 'Miss'.

    This is some kind of crime, I think."

    You think wrong, Erik, I think

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  102. So much comedy gold in the last few days:

    "The fraudsters linked to a very ugly picture of a sexual nature.

    So I lost all my customers.[That's a lie, Erik]

    My brand-name has lost it's value, I suspect this could be an inside-job from One.com since my grandmother was from Danish royals, and our line is a competitor of Oldenburg, who has the Danish crown."

    "Hi,

    someone have contacted an online service in Norway with my e-mail address but using a female name on me.

    This is harassment-crime, and someone trying to plot to get me demasculated, (the Police, I suspect, see my police-complaint-case. They probably co-operate with the Albanian Mafia, or something who I suspect my half-brother Axel Thomassen could perhaps be in. Something like this).

    Erik Ribsskog"

    Not to mention his letter to the Court: http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/10/jeg-sendte-en-klage-til-hmcs.html

    And then there's this gem:

    "Kvifor sit dyk i Noregur paa trylta dykkar og gyslar paa det her?

    Hvorfor skriv dyk ikku i blad?

    Dere ser paa tortur som noen ignorante fjols.

    Quisling-land!

    Erik Ribsskog"

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  103. This dude is da crazy dude...
    He has currently 1371 posts in 'anmeldelse' and there will be more. Somebody needs to troll him some, his blurry pics from all over nowhere suck hairy ballz.

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  104. Why does he even take so many pictures of himself walking the streets? Is it so he can see if he's being followed by Illuminati/muslims/mafia 'or something'? This current load of pictures might be his worst so far. Maybe he should also list 'photographer' on his CV, along with 'business man', 'computer expert' and 'shooter'

    But but..

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  105. Erik is crazy as hell. What a nutjob.

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  106. Hilarious.

    Erik reports a out of office reply as a crime, to the Northumbria police as usual.

    The sender of the out of office reply....
    Inspector Neal Craig of the Northumbria police

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2011/12/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-northumbria_386.html

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  107. http://johncons-adventures.blogspot.com/

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  108. Erik sends a new police report, for "threath of demasculation-crime". I'm sure Northumbria Police have heard of this crime.

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2012/01/jeg-sendte-en-ny-e-post-til-northumbria_06.html

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  109. Erik kastet ut IGJEN! Hva skal han gjøre nå?

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  110. So Erik Ribsskog has been thrown out, again, on Friday the 13th.

    Could this be some 'knights templar'-plot, I wonder?

    The knights templar, were also arrested, on a Friday, the 13th, or something, in 1307, I think

    Something is strange here, I think

    This calls for a complaint, to the UN, I think

    But but

    Hope this is alright!

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  111. Hjelpes... hvordan kommer det til å ende til slutt for Erik? Hvor stor er sjansen for at han klarer å se at han må dra hjem og få hjelp snart...

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  112. Jeg har overhørt det, at jeg er forfulgt, av noe 'aliens'

    Og i 2005 var det vel, så så jeg et rart lys, på himmelen

    Så jeg slapp alt jeg hadde i hendene, og flyktet, til England

    Noe sånt

    Men politiet bare tuller med meg, og vil ikke en gang fortelle, hvilken planet disse aliensa kommer fra

    Og folk i Norge, de bare sitter på trylta si, og gyslar på, at jeg blir torturert

    Og de vil ikkju skrivur i bla

    Så jeg mistenker det, at politiet, og pressen, samarbeider, med disse aliensa (som jeg ikke vet hvilken planet kommer fra), mot meg, for å få kloa i nettbutikken min, eller noe

    Så jeg blir tullet fælt med, vil jeg si

    Men men

    Eller kanskje jeg blir forfulgt, fordi at jeg er etter Tor med hammeren(!), og Zevs, og det som er

    Hva vet jeg

    Men men

    Men jeg har hørt det, at disse 'aliensa', ikke tør å gjøre deg noe, hvis man klager på dem, til FN vel, og anmelder dem, til politiet da, i Nordkjosbotn vel.

    Så det ville kanskje være en idé, å begynne å sende anmeldelser, og klager da

    Sånn at aliensa ikke tør å gjøre noe 'tullings'vel

    Vi får se om jeg får det til

    Vi får se

    Vi får se

    Noe sånt

    Men men

    Så sånn er det

    Mvh

    PS

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  113. So Erik's back here in Liverpool then. As your local correspondent (the one who watch the police go into his leather lane address mentioned earlier in these comments) I shall endeavour to find out what I can and take pics if I am able :)

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  114. Lakonisk kommentar fra ironiens mester, Erik:

    "Jeg er visst kjent for å være psykisk syk i Sør Korea. Fillern"

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2012/01/jeg-er-visst-kjent-for-vre-psykisk-syk.html

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  115. Great to have Erik back in Liverpool, and to have a local correspondent to tell us "what's going on" (one of Erik's favourite phrases)!

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  116. To our local correspondent.

    Any information will be appreciated :P I will check back here often for any new updates!

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  117. Erik-logikk på sitt beste:

    "Den redaksjonelle kontroll, som jeg har foretatt på verket, (som redaktør), den har vært uavhengig av selve forfatter-jobben.


    Så dette var en uavhengig kontroll."

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  118. Evicted again, for the 4th time!

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  119. "Complaint against the Swedish/Scandinavian church in Liverpool"
    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2012/01/jeg-sendte-en-klage-pa-den.html

    Erik at his best!

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  120. Ojojojojojoj! Nå skjer det saker og ting

    "Ble tatt med av fire politifolk til mental sykehus naar dukket opp kl 16 paa hatters"

    http://twitter.com/johncons

    (Erik says he was collected by four policemen and taken to mental hospital)

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  121. Seems like they let him out again

    Something like this

    But we'll see what happens

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  122. Svært dekkende beskrivelse av Erik: "Det som skjedde i går var helt sinnsykt"

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  123. In case anyone was wondering what 'section 136' is:
    http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/DisabledPeople/RightsAndObligations/Police/DG_4018603

    Not sure if we'll find out the full story - personally I think erik threatened people at the Scandanavian chruch, who informed the hostels/hotels where erik was going. Cant see any other reason why the police would already be there waiting for him

    Cannot believe they let him go so quickly. They will look stupid when erik finally snaps.

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  124. Well at least erik's toasted sandwich maker is happy:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/37919387@N04/6750167547/

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  125. "
    PS.


    I'm sending these crime-reports to the UN now, since the Police never reply, when I send crime-reports to them.

    Hope this is alright!"

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  126. I sent an e-mail to the church and told them about his diagnosis and threats against the landlord.

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  127. 2013: Ten years since Erik overheard that he was followed by the mafia and this epic started. This is going to be major event, with films, books etc.

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  128. "Så etter at jeg har drevet med slektsforskning og har prøvet å finne ut hva som er galt i Norge, så må man nå bruke følgende tittel, hvis man skriver e-post til meg.

    Det er Erik Ribsskog, den hellige gral og konge av Skåne og Trankebar.

    Så da håper jeg at ingen glemmer det!

    Med vennlig hilsen

    Erik Ribsskog"

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2009/05/hvorfor-ud-ikke-vil-hjelpe-meg-de-sier.html

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  129. http://www.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/827580/ (from 07:15)

    This must be put on YouTube ASAP, so Erik also can see it, since he's also being denied his 'television-viewing rights' by the mafian

    But but

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  130. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msh6BQdG1ns

    Just need some subtitles..

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  131. Oh, Erik's mind has finally catched up and started processing this properly. This is going to be an endless source of conpiracy theories for years to come!

    "Hi,

    my web-shop was featured on a Norwegian TV-program, (Tweet4Tweet), about sosial media, etc.

    This was after I'd removed the Facebook-button, from my web-shop, for some days.


    It was like they made fun of my web-shop, and refered to the 90's etc.

    I think must have been a trade-war from the USA, through some spies, to make fun of my web-shop, to revenge that I took away the Facebook-button."

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  132. Norway is officially an awesome country. If we took the piss out of someone like Erik on british TV all hell would break loose.

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  133. "Erik Ribsskog er både etter Harald Hårfagre, Odin, Muhammed, Jalla-Allah og sikkert den første brontosaurusen også"

    http://forum.kvinneguiden.no/index.php?showtopic=633737&st=20

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  134. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TON3-teE_HU

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  135. "Jeg er den som roper ulv." (Erik Ribsskog)

    Også: Lett å gå i surr om hva man har hørt og overhørt:

    "Jeg har hørt jeg er overhørt av 'mafian', i Oslo, i 2003."

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.com/2012/02/jeg-sendte-en-ny-klage-til-nrk_26.html

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  136. 'Det lukter litt psykose her', sa Skavlan.

    Hu må jo være tvangsinnlagt selv da, siden hu driver med enda fler forskjellige ting enn meg, vil jeg si.

    Hu heter Jenny, som er fra Johannes ofte, og jeg har Johanitterordenen, i slekta.

    Muligens disse som angriper gjennom hu Grandiosa-dama.

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  137. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3SEd2BiqA0

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  138. Erik prøver fortsatt å få utgitt Min Bok.

    Her er stedet som kan hjelpe ham:

    http://www.minbok.nu/bok.asp

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  139. Passing by skrev 22 mars 2012 - 13:20:
    Platon:
    Leveår: 427 - 347 f.Kr
    Nasjonalitet: gresk
    Tittel: filosof
    Visste du at:
    Platon er en av de mest betydningsfulle filosofer i historien. I år 387 f.Kr. grunnla han en filosofiskole i Athen. Den fikk navnet Akademiet etter en lund viet den greske sagnhelten Akademos.

    Platon sa i sin tid:

    Arbeidsdeling må skje etter dyktighet og skikkethet, ikke etter kjønn. Viser en kvinne at hun kan styre et samfunn, så la henne gjøre det. Viser en mann at han bare duger til å vaske tallerkener, så la ham da gjøre det arbeid som naturen har bestemt ham til.
    ---


    Erik:
    Leveår: 1970–
    Tittel: Filosof og forfatter
    Visste du at:
    Erik er en av de mest betydningsfulle filosofer i historien. I år 2007 e.Kr. grunnla han en filosofiskole i Liverpool.

    Erik sa i sin tid:

    Man kan ikke la kvinnfolk ha jobber med ansvar. Kvinnfolk bør ikke være sjefer, og bør ikke jobbe med annet enn renhold osv.

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  140. Ett år uten oppdateringer på bloggen?

    Hva er det som foregår, lurer jeg.

    Legg ned hele fænklubben, mener jeg.

    Noe sånt

    Dette er jo trakassering av Ribbe-fans mener jeg.

    Legg ned hele bloggen og gi den til samene eller jødene, sier jeg.

    Men men

    Legg ned hele landet i samme slengen.

    Så sånn er det

    Men vi får se hva som skjer

    Vi får se

    Mvh

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  141. http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8173/7906209178_cbbe15a8a7_z.jpg

    Notice the picture to the right

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  142. Bannlyst fra Jobcentre ja.

    Det var spesielt.

    Så her kan man se det, at tiden nok er inne, for å finne fram popcornet, igjen, vil jeg nok si

    http://johncons-mirror.blogspot.no/2012/09/jeg-fikk-et-brev-fra-jobcentre-i-dag.html

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